My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

• Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
• Sister: You tell him.
• Me: And if he doesn't like you?
• Sister: You kill him.

• God: *creates the human butt*
• God: oh they are gonna love this

tupacvevo:

u have boobs… i have hands .. interesting ………….

(Source: lilbfan, via charliexxx)

catwmeow:

tomlinholic:

if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh

I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.

(via charliexxx)