tentacledicks:

do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes

and pull their face close and whisper

“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”

(via forbiddenfruitz)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via painleadstostrength)

How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time

(Source: vans-supreme, via asthewaves-kisstheshore)

• my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it